this just in...

the scabies jeans fit perfectly
i repeat, the scabies jeans fit perfectly

i mean is that good luck or WHAT?
i was raised catholic and growing up my mom always said "the lord will provide"
dude, she wasn't kidding.

i will post photos of the jeans on my delicious ass tonight when jes gets home
and is anyone else wondering why my sexy lawyer things she is dumb?
you should have heard the shit her and her study buddy were talking about yesterday
it was like they were speaking in tongues: menus raes, habeous corpus, cunnilingus

ok just kidding on that last one, and please forgive the mispelling on the others.