so fucking funny
my wonderful techy savvy gfriend found the link for the HILARIOUS saturday night live skit that we saw last month. hopefully the link will work.
the chronic-WHAT-cles of narnia!
ok so just a quick note to let yall know that we went out to a new bar last night. it is called savalas and its in williamsburg. our friends sandy and jaime invited us to this new ladies night there called "pantiehos." no worries, we did not wear pantyhose, or our panties, nor did we act like ho(e)s. it was fun and kim from america's next top model was there. jes saw her at the bar. she was wearing a turtleneck and an orange courdoroy jacket. anywho they played pretty good music: some danceable and some more 80's that i enjoyed but just kind of stood on the wall for. there must have also been some sort of lesbo make out couple drink special b/c there were a few couples (three to be exact) that literally just stood on the dance floor and made out.
now i am not saying that i have never done this, i have. but i mean really. if you go home, you can fuck too. it just bugs when folks take up space on the dance floor licking each others face and groping. am i getting old? maybe.
so yeah it was a good time. we met some of sandy's friends and got our freak on a little. jes showed the kids a few of her dance moves. they were jealous.
we are going to head to the y for a little work out and then i have my feminist writing group coming over this afternoon so i need to do a ten minute tidy. oh man, we took larry and emily to the vet yesterday for a check up and to get their blood drawn to stay on top of their different levels (both has questionable kidney levels which i guess is what happens as cats get older). anywho we really like our vet- we go to HOPE veterinary clinic on atlantic ave. and the doctor we go to is really nice and indulges our weirdness about our cats and all. anywho, we get out to the receptionist to pay and she is like "that will be $420" and i was like "you are kidding right?" and she is like smiling and says "no, i am not" and i was like "are you shitting me" (very appropriate to a stranger donna). and she was like "no, i'm not" and laughed. apparently the blood workup for both cats is a bit pricey. now its all good, i put it on my card and all. but jesus christo, i wasn't ready for that. i just laughed all the way back to the car.
ok gotta jam.
the chronic-WHAT-cles of narnia!
ok so just a quick note to let yall know that we went out to a new bar last night. it is called savalas and its in williamsburg. our friends sandy and jaime invited us to this new ladies night there called "pantiehos." no worries, we did not wear pantyhose, or our panties, nor did we act like ho(e)s. it was fun and kim from america's next top model was there. jes saw her at the bar. she was wearing a turtleneck and an orange courdoroy jacket. anywho they played pretty good music: some danceable and some more 80's that i enjoyed but just kind of stood on the wall for. there must have also been some sort of lesbo make out couple drink special b/c there were a few couples (three to be exact) that literally just stood on the dance floor and made out.
now i am not saying that i have never done this, i have. but i mean really. if you go home, you can fuck too. it just bugs when folks take up space on the dance floor licking each others face and groping. am i getting old? maybe.
so yeah it was a good time. we met some of sandy's friends and got our freak on a little. jes showed the kids a few of her dance moves. they were jealous.
we are going to head to the y for a little work out and then i have my feminist writing group coming over this afternoon so i need to do a ten minute tidy. oh man, we took larry and emily to the vet yesterday for a check up and to get their blood drawn to stay on top of their different levels (both has questionable kidney levels which i guess is what happens as cats get older). anywho we really like our vet- we go to HOPE veterinary clinic on atlantic ave. and the doctor we go to is really nice and indulges our weirdness about our cats and all. anywho, we get out to the receptionist to pay and she is like "that will be $420" and i was like "you are kidding right?" and she is like smiling and says "no, i am not" and i was like "are you shitting me" (very appropriate to a stranger donna). and she was like "no, i'm not" and laughed. apparently the blood workup for both cats is a bit pricey. now its all good, i put it on my card and all. but jesus christo, i wasn't ready for that. i just laughed all the way back to the car.
ok gotta jam.
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